another self-indulgent blog..... my most memorable oh' nine moments (and quite possibly, everrrrr)

taaah daaaaaahhhh!!!!!


10) broke up with a 4 1/2 year boyfriend. definitely a big change.

9) for some reason, i always happened to travel with someone, and this year, i finally went on a plane ride alone (managed to get through it successfully), filled with major delays, back and forth. thank you northwest airlines for being a consistent fuck-up!

8) took up boxing and running for the first time, despite my osteo-arthritis. pretty fun!

7) went to vegas for the first time ever..... twice, beotch! thank you hom, flora, and bobby.

6) made a possible lasting friendship on that #7 trip.

5) got to see red rock canyon & the hoover dam, in a 105 degree weather. love ittt!

4) a despicable, shameless, ghetto-ass girl peed in the middle of the palms moon bar (while her friend helped hike up her skirt, exposing her big tush), and some of her urine got on my legs and my friends' as well. definitely the grossest thing I've ever encountered since the 2nd grade, when a boy puked his spaghetti lunch right on my shoes.

3) had the best birthday anyone could ever ask for this year. there were inches of snow, and friends still came through. i love you guys. can't ask for better friends, and i'm grateful to have you all. the dj, however, was a different story :/

2) i met someone very special, and go figure! he's far far far away at the moment, in many different levels.

1) i'm still here, alive... and so are you! things could have been better, but a whole lot worse as well. we're about to enter another decade with a bang... snow. full moon. resolutions. apprehensions. the inevitable balance of disappointments and optimism (especially towards obama ha!)... all being accomplished in our new outfits we specifically bought for this special evening filled with very high expectations. bring it on 2010!!! hope that's not all you've got!!! we can do it all over again!!!!!

what can i do ^_^

happy new year!

smiiile!!!

tomorrow just might be a whole lot worse!

hehehehehe

what can i do ^_^

random ramblings about a few jibber jabbers and some shenanigans

below is a result of evading responsibilities. if the following did not exist, life would definitely be better, exponentially.

# 1 everything emo- people, music, and its whole pretentious little pseudo-subculture. don't your balls need to breathe from those unnaturally skin-tight jeans? and if you really need something to cry about, give me your skateboards so I can hit you with it. you can't ride them anyway!

# 2 the lifetime channel. there's enough hormonal crap going on in a woman's body that cause mood swings. we don't need another estrogen and chemical imbalance-inducing contributor to our neurotic tendencies.

# 3 oh nicholas sparks. if your work is the present day contribution to our already dying literature, then i'd choose its extinction.

# 4 twilight. period. the books. the movies. i'd rather be stuck in a room full of vampires than read the books. they suck way worse than anything.

# 5 oprah. nuff said.

# 6 miley cyrus and her media whore exploiting father, billy ray, who by the way belongs to # 7 on this list

# 8 facebook's farmville. i don't get it! can people really have such non-stimulating jobs that they'd rather sit and play this dumb game? i'm bored now, and you couldn't pay me to play that crap even at this point.

# 9 the very overpowering sense of boredom, and the need to procrastinate that resulted to writing such a stupid and pointlessly mundane note such as this one.

# 10 _____ leaving this open in case anyone (cares to read this who's not playing farmville) has any suggestion(s) that I may have overlooked :/

ehk!

there... time well spent wastefully

what can i do? ^_^

NO WORKOUTS? NO PROBLEM! ...When something seems too good to be true, it most likely is.

we are all striving to live a healthier life. in fact, we are more health conscious now than we have ever been before, from the whole foods/trader joe's organic food shopping extravaganza to being gym addicts, and everything else in between. the ones in between are the procedures that even the lazy couch potatoes (like me) could participate in, such as the super expensive electric detoxing procedures where you put your feet in a bucket full of water for 30 minutes, and gunky dirt magically comes out of your pores through electro magnetic suctions; the more affordable do-it-yourself detoxing foot pads that have the same purpose as the electric ones; calgon treatments that are aimed to take all your problems and worries away; and of course, colonics, which are water injection enemas that literally flush out your system, heavily popularized by gwen stefani and jack osborne, for a healthier, cleaner, leaner you.here is the actual news. all these financial and time consuming procedures do very little to improve your health. for example, the brown colored gunk that supposedly came out of your feet after using the pads? they are chemicals that come from the pads that change colors when they get wet, even if they were soaked in distilled water. the same thing goes for the electric detox machine, which has bronze-colored coils that come out upon liquid contact, making it seem like dirt is actually coming out of your pores. dietary cleansing that consists of liquids, fruits, and vegetables are not so effective either. all it does is make you hungry and lose weight rapidly in a very unhealthy way, resulting to short term depression during the procedure because your brain got deprived dramatically of protein, limiting the flow of dopamine which is serotonin's soulmate and the key to your happiness. so consider the cleansing ads and spa services that offer these as full of horse shit as a used car salesman. the idea of cleansing is soothing and extremely appealing that customers are unlikely to question the effectiveness of these treatments. according to researchers, colonics actually do absolutely nothing but puncture your intestinal walls. the only kind of therapy so far that has some benefits is chelation therapy, which removes metals like mercury in cases of high-level poisoning. even with chelation, there is still very little evidence that it cleanses out small amounts of metal in the patients' bodies. bottomline, you are much better off just taking a nice, warm, long bubble bath..... and sex..... all for free (unless you are into prostitutes with the latter).

what can i do? ^_^

changes????? more like the lack there of.

president obama is undeniably intelligent and extremely charismatic. but maybe that's the problem. much like religion has been over the years, he now seems to be the new opiate of the public. his magnetism sidetracks people from questioning his recent policies, which completely differ from his plans during his candidacy. at the end of the day, he is just a politician, and not that pseudo-messiah you (and i) have all been hoping (and voted) for.

what can i do? ^_^

:/

my obsessive compulsive disorder proves that there is definitely no such thing as free will.

what can i do? ^_^

giving thanks

i am constantly surrounded by elements and instruments of proverbs. ironically, i lack morals of all things considered biblical, and i thank god for that.

what can i do? ^_^

the so-called realist

sometimes "realism" can actually be someone else's idea of reality in which people conform to without question. i am getting to the point where with the exception of my male friends, i am finding people extremely vapid and severely consumed by their own stupidity. how many people walk around like insects who solely act on nothing but stimulus?

what can i do? ^_^

self indulgence

my superficial is so official that even your official seems superficial.

what can i do? ^_^