Monday, January 25, 2010
monday double feature, slash amateur movie review... whomp whomp ...click here to watch trailer
So... I just saw Lars von Trier's "Antichrist," on its surprising 3rd month run in the theaters, which was more visually disturbing than Korean director Park Chan-Wok's Old Boy, yet incomparable and completely irrelevant from a narrative standpoint. It was $12.50 worth and relatively 2 hours of a failed attempt to a psychological thriller/horror. Instead, it seemed like avante garde porn that features Willem Dafoe, Willem Dafoe's bloody penis, Willem Dafoe's ass (which [dis]graced the movie with its omnipresence, much like Jean Claude Van Damme's vain-glorious, gratuitous butt shots), Charlotte Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg's hairy-for-arts-sake vagina, and a gory misogynistic shot of her scissor-snipped labia.
The movie was full of nonsensical metaphors and poor storyline that it didn't do either of the brilliant actors' good performances any justice. Did I regret seeing it? Strangely enough, no. It was somewhat of a negative experience, but it did stir up my senses. It definitely postponed my infallible clockwork appetite for dinner, and wished that the concession stand carried a puke bucket and Xanax.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist_(film)
On the brighter side of the movie theater experience, thank goodness for Michael Haneke's magnificent "White Ribbon." I won't go into details. Just see it!!!!!
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/movies/01klaw.xml
what can i do ^_^
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
M U S E ... the definition is written below, but please click here to hear what castration is like after being translated into sound
muse
/myuz/ /myooz/ noun
1. an emo band
2. an unsuccessful copycat of radiohead, apparently much worse than coldplay
3. a castration, or an epic failed attempt to tantra that resulted in premature ejaculation, translated into sound.
what can i do? ^_^
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
when both a hangover and boredom gets the best of you, you make a list... here are my favorite movies in '09 :)
1.) Up in the Air
2.) Inglorious Basterds
3.) Tokyo!
4.) The Maid
5.) The Fantastic Mr. Fox
6.) The Single Man
7.) Where the Wild Things Are
8.) The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
9.) (Untitled)
10.) The Hangover
what can i do? ^_^
2.) Inglorious Basterds
3.) Tokyo!
4.) The Maid
5.) The Fantastic Mr. Fox
6.) The Single Man
7.) Where the Wild Things Are
8.) The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
9.) (Untitled)
10.) The Hangover
what can i do? ^_^
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