Monday, January 25, 2010

monday double feature, slash amateur movie review... whomp whomp ...click here to watch trailer


So... I just saw Lars von Trier's "Antichrist," on its surprising 3rd month run in the theaters, which was more visually disturbing than Korean director Park Chan-Wok's Old Boy, yet incomparable and completely irrelevant from a narrative standpoint. It was $12.50 worth and relatively 2 hours of a failed attempt to a psychological thriller/horror. Instead, it seemed like avante garde porn that features Willem Dafoe, Willem Dafoe's bloody penis, Willem Dafoe's ass (which [dis]graced the movie with its omnipresence, much like Jean Claude Van Damme's vain-glorious, gratuitous butt shots), Charlotte Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg's hairy-for-arts-sake vagina, and a gory misogynistic shot of her scissor-snipped labia.

The movie was full of nonsensical metaphors and poor storyline that it didn't do either of the brilliant actors' good performances any justice. Did I regret seeing it? Strangely enough, no. It was somewhat of a negative experience, but it did stir up my senses. It definitely postponed my infallible clockwork appetite for dinner, and wished that the concession stand carried a puke bucket and Xanax.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist_(film)

On the brighter side of the movie theater experience, thank goodness for Michael Haneke's magnificent "White Ribbon." I won't go into details. Just see it!!!!!

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/movies/01klaw.xml

what can i do ^_^

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

M U S E ... the definition is written below, but please click here to hear what castration is like after being translated into sound



muse

/myuz/ /myooz/ noun

1. an emo band

2. an unsuccessful copycat of radiohead, apparently much worse than coldplay

3. a castration, or an epic failed attempt to tantra that resulted in premature ejaculation, translated into sound.

what can i do? ^_^

Saturday, January 16, 2010

...then again, olive juice works too.


no. i didn't say i love you. i mouthed and whispered elephant shoe.

what can i do ^_^

Friday, January 15, 2010

home on a friday night and physically exhausted with a brain on overdrive


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gummy bears are chasing me!!!



what can i do? ^_^

Friday, January 1, 2010

when both a hangover and boredom gets the best of you, you make a list... here are my favorite movies in '09 :)

1.) Up in the Air
2.) Inglorious Basterds
3.) Tokyo!
4.) The Maid
5.) The Fantastic Mr. Fox
6.) The Single Man
7.) Where the Wild Things Are
8.) The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
9.) (Untitled)
10.) The Hangover

what can i do? ^_^