M U S E ... the definition is written below, but please click here to hear what castration is like after being translated into sound

muse

/myuz/ /myooz/ noun

1. an emo band

2. an unsuccessful copycat of radiohead, apparently much worse than coldplay

3. a castration, or an epic failed attempt to tantra that resulted in premature ejaculation, translated into sound.

what can i do? ^_^